#47: Yeah, He's Smooth
If you were a zombie, what would you do? Put another way, if you were like Richter and a zombie, what would you do. Prolly find a way to get drunk and have a lot of sex. There's plenty of other zombies around, so one out of two things can easily be taken care of.

I'm not really certain how you get a zombie drunk. Is that even possible?
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.