#154: Settlement
As amusing as the thought is that Castlevania has a mafia, the practicality of trying to break a vampire's kneecaps is lacking. A vampire can heal any non-holy damage near-instantly. Sure, it'll hurt them, but it's not a long-term consequence.
Besides which, the second you tried, the vampire would be likely to eat your face, thus rendering any consequences of the attack moot for you. Really, you'd have other problems on your mind in that instant.
Hmmm... maybe if they used holy weapons. That could work...
Besides which, the second you tried, the vampire would be likely to eat your face, thus rendering any consequences of the attack moot for you. Really, you'd have other problems on your mind in that instant.
Hmmm... maybe if they used holy weapons. That could work...
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
