#156: Old Time's Sake
He never does anything else. Ever. Either the sex is awesome or he's the worst tyrant ever. Even Dr. Doom plans a little further ahead than the kidnapping phase of a scheme, and that man hasn't been successful once. A doctorate and the man always gets bested by four space-freaks, only one of which even has half the smarts of Doom.
It does raise a question, though: who did Bowser mate with to get those kids of his?
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.