#284: Maybe Some Bits
This Comic's Cast:
I, for one, would not, and I have the feeling many of you in the studio audience feel the same way.
However, I could be convinced to save Alabama if you'd like to get rid of South Dakota instead. They seem to be batshit crazier than the inbred, toothless hicks from Alabama.
Now, if you're reading this and you're from Alabama or South Dakota, I'm sure you're in the small minority of people who have your teeth and aren't batshit insane... But then, if you're from either place and can actually read, then you must also be a unicorn as you plainly don't exist.
However, I could be convinced to save Alabama if you'd like to get rid of South Dakota instead. They seem to be batshit crazier than the inbred, toothless hicks from Alabama.
Now, if you're reading this and you're from Alabama or South Dakota, I'm sure you're in the small minority of people who have your teeth and aren't batshit insane... But then, if you're from either place and can actually read, then you must also be a unicorn as you plainly don't exist.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
